
- Pharmacy customers in small towns seem to be a lot more pleasant. They tend not to act like a-holes because you usually know who they are.
- There is nothing decorative about having a fake well in your front yard, but they seem to be very popular in this town.
- Don't forget your lunch very often because your only options are Sonic, Subway, or Sonic.
- Dogs here are smart enough to look both ways before crossing the street. (I witnessed it several times!)
- Some people out there, people that you would never expect, have the biggest hearts in the world.
I'll wrap things up with the best phone call we recieved that month:
Gentleman caller (GC): Do ya'll sell formaldehyde?
Rx: No sir.
GC: Well, do ya'll know where I could get me some 'cause I taxidermied a turkey and I think I left some meat in the wing 'cause its starting to smell pretty bad.
Uhhhh, what? Only in small town AR.